Tag: John Edwards

  • Authenticity

    John Edwards had the right message both times when he ran for the presidency. The problem was that he himself seemed fake. The harder he sold himself, the less I was willing to buy. One of the things he sold hardest was this idea that he had a wholesome family. And when it turned that…

  • What?

    I have a million television stations as part of my Verizon Fios account. But, inexplicably, I don’t get MSNBC. I’ve tried to get to the bottom of this but, as Verizon has the worst customer service of any corporation that has ever existed on the face of the planet, I’m still waiting for a credible…

  • A Code Blue: Some Choice Quotes

    John Edwards calls R. Kelly from the bathroom stall for advice A code blue: Some choice quotes. “Ok, where are you now?” “I’m in the bathroom stall.” “You’ve just got to stand there and say no comment or just lie. Lie, lie, lie till you can’t lie no more.” “This isn’t as bad as you…